February 2012
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What is the point of censorship if everybody knows exactly what’s being censored? There are nipples behind the black bar. F*%# means fuck. Surprise.
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Oscar Predictions
Best Picture: The Artist. Pretty sure. Leading Actor: Jean Dujardin. It’s saying something when Clooney is the underdog. Supporting Actor: Christopher Plummer. Duh. Leading Actress: Viola Davis. Good role, not enough fresh competition Supporting Actress: Octavia Spencer Ditto. Animated Feature: Rango. Larry the Cable Guy is trying to kill Pixar. Art Direction: Hugo Could go to The Artist,...
Admission
wellville:
Hated the movie, Drive.
We watched it last night. It sucked. But so many people love it. What in the heck am I missing?
I went in expecting to be underwhelmed and I was blown away. Seriously shocked it didn’t get a Best Picture nomination; most of the critics were head over heels for it. Anyway, I suppose I can see why you didn’t like it. It was odd.
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On sucker punch.
dearcoketalk:
Thoughts on Sucker Punch? I could totally imagine you being one of those babes.
You could totally imagine me being a scantily clad victim of rape and violence trapped with no free will in an incoherent mess of adolescent pornographic fantasy?
Yeah, no. That’s not a compliment.
Sorry, dude. You’re confusing female empowerment for being heavily armed with a vagina.
This. Sucker...
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I have to try this. →
Seriously, look that the top comment. It’s the best picture of the day.
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Dwight Schrute was drinking Sweetwater’s IPA on the The Office tonight. Not bad. Not bad at all.
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This class is literally worse than the holocaust.
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Birth Control, and the Assholes that Hate It.
It took me a while to consolidate my views on the birth control insurance debate that’s been taking place lately. Now don’t get me wrong, I think the underlying question has been answered by the sane citizens of this planet decades ago. Birth control simply doesn’t have a moral definition to consider. But should religious institutions have an exemption from providing insurance...
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Valentines Day can kiss my broke, lonely black ass.
Depressed again.
Word of the Day: Lesbrarian
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Since when has “Family” been a synonym for “Anti-Gay”?
Spielberg is pissing me off.
I want “The River” to be good. I want horror on TV. “The River” is directed by the director of Paranormal Activity, and produced by Spielberg. “Paranormal Activity” and its sequels are terrifying because of one thing: Sound editing. They are beyond superb. “The River”, like Spielberg’s other production, “Terra Nova”, has absolutely...
Dear President Obama,
Remember when you said Super PACs were a threat to democracy? Your Super PAC is not the exception. Sincerely, A Voter You Might Lose.
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So, I’ve been talking to this girl. She is nice. I like her. Then I said that the song “Miss Independent” is badass. She hasn’t said anything for an hour or so.
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“This country can’t be knocked out with one punch, we get right back up...”
– Clint Eastwood
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Halftime GIFS →
Bob Ross blew my mind, bouncing on a string and shit.
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How could he be so heartless? →
Literally. This guy lives fine without an actual heart.
"What on GOD'S GREEN EARTH did my dog just dig... →
Seriously…what is that?
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Job orientation today.
Maybe write a paper or something.
Planning to visit the state capital. I can get on the senate floor, for real.
I burned the roof of my mouth with a muffin.
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So, there has been a murder in my neighborhood.
In response to a series of events that culminated in the semidecapitation of a bunny in my front yard on Wednesday night, local law enforcement officials have made no arrests. The body was discovered Thursday morning, still “more or less in one piece”. The only available picture was taken at this stage in the investigation. Suspects included only the bobcat our neighbor claims to have...
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To My Feminist Friends
I appreciate how many of you are truly dedicated to improving the condition of women. I don’t consider myself to be a feminist, but I do have great respect for the cause. However, I think that a lot of the feminists I know tend to gloss over a very important aspect of the situation of women. Women are killed, doused in acid, amputated, and brutally circumcised in Islamic nations for no...
Glitter bombing is fucking stupid. Want to prove that members of the LGBT community deserve respect? Be respectful.
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thefrogman:
I did not see that coming.
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All I’m saying is that you’re paving a slippery slope to pantslessness.
Jeans
Khakis
Dress Pants
Pajama Pants
Sweat Pants
Yoga Pants
Tights
Leggings.
Trousers, the lot of them.
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wellville replied to your post: wellville replied to your post: Yoga Pants,…
Anything with a zipper or buttons is pants. Anything without, isn’t.
My backpack is pants. Thanks for clarification.
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wellville replied to your post: Yoga Pants, Tights, Leggings = PANTS. Quit saying…
but they aren’t pants.
They’re pants enough. Capris aren’t, though.
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Yoga Pants, Tights, Leggings = PANTS. Quit saying otherwise.
The Ron Paul Girl →
I know literally nothing about her, but I would marry her.
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January 2012
87 posts
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YES YES YES
Louis CK is creating another show. In contrast to Louie, in which he stars as himself in a variety of sketchs and standup bits, this will be a more traditional comedy. It’s about:
“young people who are trying to achieve their creative dreams in these tough financial times” Yes, please.
I need to post more original content.
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TN State Rep. Threatens Violence Against... →
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Obama/Reagan Comparison →
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